| A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. |
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| Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter. |
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| Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. |
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| If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. |
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| The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. |
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| The French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. |
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| The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. |
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| There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris. |
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| There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. |
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