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CHUCK NORRIS FACTS 1-10
Chuck Norris does
not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of
Chuck Norris is pain.
The Great Wall of
China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris
out. It failed miserably.
There is no theory
of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
allows to live.
Chuck Norris originally
appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video
game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every
button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked
bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's
no glitch."
There are no weapons
of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
A Chuck Norris-delivered
Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution
in 16 states.
Chuck Norris CAN believe
it's not butter.
If tapped, a Chuck
Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of
Australia for 44 minutes.
French surrendered
to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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