A real estate agents rule of thumb: To estimate what a house will sell for, ask the owner what its worth and subtract 10%.
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Attics were invented in Attica.
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If Wal-Mart was classified as a country, it would be the 24th most productive country in the world.
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Is bottled water worth it? 'Evian' spelled backwards is 'naive'.
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Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
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Castor oil is used as a lubricant in jet planes.
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Mark Twain didn't even make it through elementary school.
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The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
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Slugs have 4 noses!
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On some Caribbean islands, the oysters can climb trees.
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It is illegal to mispronounce 'Arkansas' while in the state of Arkansas!
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King George I could not speak English!
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Research indicates that plants grow healthier when they are stroked.
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Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks.
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Kermit the frog delivered the commencement address at Southampton College located in the state of New York in 1996.
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Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.
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Harrods have three private wells to supply their water!
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Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
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Tipping at a restaurant in Iceland is considered an insult.
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A Citreon 2CV with an oil leak once travelled 500 miles through Italy after its gearbox was filled with bananas!
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For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.
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Keanu Reeves is afraid of the dark.
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During his lifetime, Herman Melville's Moby Dick sold only 50 copies.
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The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
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Pageant Models often smear Vaseline on their teeth so their lips won't stick when smiling.
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Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
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President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
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Nearly 10% of American households dress their pets in Halloween costumes.
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At age 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.
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Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer.
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President George W. Bush and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner are cousins!
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Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
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The American Automobile Association was founded for the sole purpose of warning motorists of police speed traps!
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85% of all Valentine's Day cards are purchased by women!
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Diet Pepsi was originally called Patio Diet Cola.
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In 1998, Sony accidentally sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes.
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Yahoo! was originally called 'Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web'.
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In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts.
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Leonardo DiCaprio got his first ?onscreen kiss? from a man!
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The most productive day of the workweek is Tuesday.
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Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed!
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Three Mile Island is only 2 1/2 miles long.
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A snail can sleep for three years.
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According to U.S. laws, a beer commercial can never show a person actually drinking beer.
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According to legend, there is a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.
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'Bimbo' is a brand of soft drink manufactured and marketed by Coca-Cola, Inc.
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Queen Elizabeth II has a rubber duck in her private bath with an inflatable crown.
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Q-Tip Cotton Swabs were originally called Baby Gays.
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Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys!
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Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
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All the pet hamsters in the world are descended from a single wild golden Hamster found in Syria in 1930!
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Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.
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The first telephone book was one page long and had only 50 names in it.
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In high school, Robin Williams was voted 'Least Likely to Succeed.'"
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The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
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In the original version of Cinderella the slipper was made out of fur, not glass!
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During his lifetime, artist Vincent Van Gogh only sold one of his paintings.
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Originally, Jack-O-Lanterns were made from turnips.
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Jean -Claude Van Damme learned to speak English by watching the cartoon 'The Flintstones.'"
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40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
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In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either unbathed or poorly dressed.
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Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.
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About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.
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The G in 'g-string' stand for groin.
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In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."!
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Coca-Cola's 'Super Pure' Dasani bottled water is just filtered tap water!
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Richard Nixon liked ketchup on his cottage cheese.
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In 1976 an LA secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50 pound rock in a ceremony witnessed by more than 20 people.
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To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles?that?s where the word ?testimony? comes from.
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Beelzebub is Hebrew for 'Lord of the Flies'.
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The average office worker spends 50 minutes a day looking for lost files and other items.
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If you flip a coin ten times, the odds against its coming up with the same side showing each time are 1,023 to 1.
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Dating back to the 1600's, thermometers were filled with Brandy instead of mercury.
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For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
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A broken clock is always right twice a day.
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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During the 1600's, boys and girls in England wore dresses until they were about seven years old.
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One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!
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Men laugh longer, louder, and more often than women.
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Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
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Actor Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple!
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Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly, and Shemp).
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The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
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When Scott Paper Company first started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on the product because of embarrassment.
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Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!
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Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.
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Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
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Pierce Brosnan once worked with the circus as a fire eater!
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Early Romans used to use porcupine quills as toothpicks.
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None of the Beatles knew how to read music. (Paul McCartney eventually taught himself.)"
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In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
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In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.
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A small airplane can fly backwards.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger?s voice, in the movie 'Hercules', was dubbed.
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California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.
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The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
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The New York Stock Exchange started as a coffee shop!
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Another name for a Microsoft Windows tutorial is 'Crash Course'!
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James Bond is also known as Mr. Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang.
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