A real estate agents rule of thumb: To estimate what a house will sell for, ask the owner what its worth and subtract 10%.
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Pierce Brosnan once worked with the circus as a fire eater!
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Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.
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If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
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One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!
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For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
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The octopus' testicles are located in its head.
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In Nebraska, It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
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If Wal-Mart was classified as a country, it would be the 24th most productive country in the world.
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The most collect calls are made on Father's Day.
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In Holland, you can be fined for not using a shopping basket at a grocery store!
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The American Automobile Association was founded for the sole purpose of warning motorists of police speed traps!
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Halle Berry?s stunt double, in the movie ?Catwoman?, is a man.
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40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
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In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
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The ?Big Dipper? is known as ?The Casserole? in France.
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85% of all Valentine's Day cards are purchased by women!
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The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
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Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!
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Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
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Mark Twain didn't even make it through elementary school.
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Harrods have three private wells to supply their water!
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Pageant Models often smear Vaseline on their teeth so their lips won't stick when smiling.
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In the original version of Cinderella the slipper was made out of fur, not glass!
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If you flip a coin ten times, the odds against its coming up with the same side showing each time are 1,023 to 1.
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On some Caribbean islands, the oysters can climb trees.
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King George I could not speak English!
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Kermit the frog delivered the commencement address at Southampton College located in the state of New York in 1996.
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'Bimbo' is a brand of soft drink manufactured and marketed by Coca-Cola, Inc.
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It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!
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It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
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Tipping at a restaurant in Iceland is considered an insult.
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In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts.
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Another name for a Microsoft Windows tutorial is 'Crash Course'!
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Because metal was scarce; the Oscars given out during World War II were made of plaster.
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Originally, Jack-O-Lanterns were made from turnips.
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The first telephone book was one page long and had only 50 names in it.
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During the 1600's, boys and girls in England wore dresses until they were about seven years old.
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In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either unbathed or poorly dressed.
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For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.
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The G in 'g-string' stand for groin.
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Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks.
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Dating back to the 1600's, thermometers were filled with Brandy instead of mercury.
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If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger?s voice, in the movie 'Hercules', was dubbed.
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In Topeka, KS, no one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
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Keanu Reeves is afraid of the dark.
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20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.
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About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.
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President George W. Bush and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner are cousins!
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The first alarm clock could only ring at 4 a.m.
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Coca-Cola's 'Super Pure' Dasani bottled water is just filtered tap water!
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According to U.S. laws, a beer commercial can never show a person actually drinking beer.
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The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
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A baboon called Jackie became a private in the South African army in World War I.
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90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.
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California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.
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At age 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.
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Diet Pepsi was originally called Patio Diet Cola.
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In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits
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The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
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Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys!
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Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
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James Bond is also known as Mr. Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang.
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It is illegal to mispronounce 'Arkansas' while in the state of Arkansas!
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Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
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A Citreon 2CV with an oil leak once travelled 500 miles through Italy after its gearbox was filled with bananas!
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Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
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Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed!
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In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
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Early Romans used to use porcupine quills as toothpicks.
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President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
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In high school, Robin Williams was voted 'Least Likely to Succeed.'"
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Queen Elizabeth II has a rubber duck in her private bath with an inflatable crown.
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An albatross can sleep while it flies!
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Richard Nixon liked ketchup on his cottage cheese.
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To have your picture taken by the very first camera you would have had to sit still for 8 hours!
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Three Mile Island is only 2 1/2 miles long.
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Slugs have 4 noses!
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The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
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The most productive day of the workweek is Tuesday.
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Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly, and Shemp).
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During his lifetime, Herman Melville's Moby Dick sold only 50 copies.
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In 1998, Sony accidentally sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes.
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Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
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The average person laughs 13 times a day!
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Is bottled water worth it? 'Evian' spelled backwards is 'naive'.
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Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer.
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In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."!
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Q-Tip Cotton Swabs were originally called Baby Gays.
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According to legend, there is a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.
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Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
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If a Lobster loses an eye, it will grow another one.
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.
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Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!
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A broken clock is always right twice a day.
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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
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Nearly 10% of American households dress their pets in Halloween costumes.
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Actor Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple!
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