The G in 'g-string' stand for groin.
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Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
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The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
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Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks.
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Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!
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To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles?that?s where the word ?testimony? comes from.
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President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
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Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys!
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The average office worker spends 50 minutes a day looking for lost files and other items.
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A snail can sleep for three years.
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The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
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If a Lobster loses an eye, it will grow another one.
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The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
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Three Mile Island is only 2 1/2 miles long.
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Jean -Claude Van Damme learned to speak English by watching the cartoon 'The Flintstones.'"
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Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.
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Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer.
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The first alarm clock could only ring at 4 a.m.
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Justin Timberlake's half-eaten french toast sold for over $3,000 on eBay!
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California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.
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Another name for a Microsoft Windows tutorial is 'Crash Course'!
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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
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'Bimbo' is a brand of soft drink manufactured and marketed by Coca-Cola, Inc.
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Diet Pepsi was originally called Patio Diet Cola.
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James Bond is also known as Mr. Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang.
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A baboon called Jackie became a private in the South African army in World War I.
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Slugs have 4 noses!
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The octopus' testicles are located in its head.
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20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.
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A small airplane can fly backwards.
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When Scott Paper Company first started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on the product because of embarrassment.
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According to legend, there is a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.
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Q-Tip Cotton Swabs were originally called Baby Gays.
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Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed!
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It is illegal to mispronounce 'Arkansas' while in the state of Arkansas!
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In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
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According to U.S. laws, a beer commercial can never show a person actually drinking beer.
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The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
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Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
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Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
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Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.
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Keanu Reeves is afraid of the dark.
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In Topeka, KS, no one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
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Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.
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The ?Big Dipper? is known as ?The Casserole? in France.
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The most productive day of the workweek is Tuesday.
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In 1998, Sony accidentally sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes.
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In Nebraska, It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
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Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly, and Shemp).
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King George I could not speak English!
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The most collect calls are made on Father's Day.
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Harrods have three private wells to supply their water!
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In the original version of Cinderella the slipper was made out of fur, not glass!
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In 1976 an LA secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50 pound rock in a ceremony witnessed by more than 20 people.
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40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
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For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.
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Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
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In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits
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If you flip a coin ten times, the odds against its coming up with the same side showing each time are 1,023 to 1.
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35% of the people using personal ads for dating are already married!
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Leonardo DiCaprio got his first ?onscreen kiss? from a man!
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An albatross can sleep while it flies!
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter b
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Beelzebub is Hebrew for 'Lord of the Flies'.
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The New York Stock Exchange started as a coffee shop!
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A broken clock is always right twice a day.
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The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
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Nearly 10% of American households dress their pets in Halloween costumes.
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Because metal was scarce; the Oscars given out during World War II were made of plaster.
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At age 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.
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For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
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President George W. Bush and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner are cousins!
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Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!
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In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.
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All the pet hamsters in the world are descended from a single wild golden Hamster found in Syria in 1930!
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Research indicates that plants grow healthier when they are stroked.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger?s voice, in the movie 'Hercules', was dubbed.
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Attics were invented in Attica.
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Pageant Models often smear Vaseline on their teeth so their lips won't stick when smiling.
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Actor Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple!
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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85% of all Valentine's Day cards are purchased by women!
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A Citreon 2CV with an oil leak once travelled 500 miles through Italy after its gearbox was filled with bananas!
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Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.
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A real estate agents rule of thumb: To estimate what a house will sell for, ask the owner what its worth and subtract 10%.
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Halle Berry?s stunt double, in the movie ?Catwoman?, is a man.
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Originally, Jack-O-Lanterns were made from turnips.
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The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
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In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts.
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It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
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It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!
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Mark Twain didn't even make it through elementary school.
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Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.
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One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!
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The average person laughs 13 times a day!
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Tipping at a restaurant in Iceland is considered an insult.
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If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!
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During the 1600's, boys and girls in England wore dresses until they were about seven years old.
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The first telephone book was one page long and had only 50 names in it.
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During his lifetime, artist Vincent Van Gogh only sold one of his paintings.
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