131 Stunning Funny Facts
1. Men laugh longer, louder, and more often than women.
2. 90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.
3. Actor Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple!
4. President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
5. Halle Berry?s stunt double, in the movie ?Catwoman?, is a man.
6. The G in 'g-string' stand for groin.
7. Kermit the frog delivered the commencement address at Southampton College located in the state of New York in 1996.
8. During his lifetime, artist Vincent Van Gogh only sold one of his paintings.
9. The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
10. Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys!
11. A real estate agents rule of thumb: To estimate what a house will sell for, ask the owner what its worth and subtract 10%.
12. Wheel of Fortune star Vanna White holds the record for putting her hands together approximately 140,000 times to clap.
13. About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.
14. In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
15. Attics were invented in Attica.
16. Q-Tip Cotton Swabs were originally called Baby Gays.
17. Dating back to the 1600's, thermometers were filled with Brandy instead of mercury.
18. The first telephone book was one page long and had only 50 names in it.
19. Justin Timberlake's half-eaten french toast sold for over $3,000 on eBay!
20. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
21. On some Caribbean islands, the oysters can climb trees.
22. According to U.S. laws, a beer commercial can never show a person actually drinking beer.
23. In Topeka, KS, no one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
24. In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts.
25. In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either unbathed or poorly dressed.
26. A small airplane can fly backwards.
27. Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!
28. 35% of the people using personal ads for dating are already married!
29. It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!
30. All the pet hamsters in the world are descended from a single wild golden Hamster found in Syria in 1930!
31. Arnold Schwarzenegger?s voice, in the movie 'Hercules', was dubbed.
32. Coca-Cola's 'Super Pure' Dasani bottled water is just filtered tap water!
33. James Bond is also known as Mr. Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang.
34. Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks.
35. The first alarm clock could only ring at 4 a.m.
36. To have your picture taken by the very first camera you would have had to sit still for 8 hours!
37. For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.
38. 85% of all Valentine's Day cards are purchased by women!
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40. It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
41. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
42. The American Automobile Association was founded for the sole purpose of warning motorists of police speed traps!
43. Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed!
44. The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
45. The ?Big Dipper? is known as ?The Casserole? in France.
46. In the original version of Cinderella the slipper was made out of fur, not glass!
47. It is illegal to mispronounce 'Arkansas' while in the state of Arkansas!
48. Leonardo DiCaprio got his first ?onscreen kiss? from a man!
49. Originally, Jack-O-Lanterns were made from turnips.
50. Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer.
51. In 1976 an LA secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50 pound rock in a ceremony witnessed by more than 20 people.
52. None of the Beatles knew how to read music. (Paul McCartney eventually taught himself.)"
53. One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!
54. Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!
55. Is bottled water worth it? 'Evian' spelled backwards is 'naive'.
56. The average person laughs 13 times a day!
57. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.
58. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
59. Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.
60. Diet Pepsi was originally called Patio Diet Cola.
61. When Scott Paper Company first started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on the product because of embarrassment.
62. 'Bimbo' is a brand of soft drink manufactured and marketed by Coca-Cola, Inc.
63. Nearly 10% of American households dress their pets in Halloween costumes.
64. A baboon called Jackie became a private in the South African army in World War I.
65. In Nebraska, It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
66. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
67. If a Lobster loses an eye, it will grow another one.
68. If you flip a coin ten times, the odds against its coming up with the same side showing each time are 1,023 to 1.
69. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
70. In 1998, Sony accidentally sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes.
71. The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
72. Queen Elizabeth II has a rubber duck in her private bath with an inflatable crown.
73. Research indicates that plants grow healthier when they are stroked.
74. Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.
75. In Mel Brooks' 'Silent Movie,' mime Marcel Marceau is the only person who has a speaking role.
76. Castor oil is used as a lubricant in jet planes.
77. At age 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.
78. Because metal was scarce; the Oscars given out during world War II were made of plaster.
79. The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
80. The New York Stock Exchange started as a coffee shop!
81. In high school, Robin Williams was voted 'Least Likely to Succeed.'"
82. A Citreon 2CV with an oil leak once travelled 500 miles through Italy after its gearbox was filled with bananas!
83. Keanu Reeves is afraid of the dark.
84. If Wal-Mart was classified as a country, it would be the 24th most productive country in the world.
85. Most people who read the word 'yawning' will yawn!
86. An albatross can sleep while it flies!
87. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
88. Pierce Brosnan once worked with the circus as a fire eater!
89. President George W. Bush and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner are cousins!
90. Three Mile Island is only 2 1/2 miles long.
91. Tipping at a restaurant in Iceland is considered an insult.
92. Beelzebub is Hebrew for 'Lord of the Flies'.
93. Richard Nixon liked ketchup on his cottage cheese.
95. Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.
96. The average office worker spends 50 minutes a day looking for lost files and other items.
97. During his lifetime, Herman Melville's Moby Dick sold only 50 copies.
98. Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.
99. Yahoo! was originally called 'Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web'.
100. Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.
101. Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
102. Harrods have three private wells to supply their water!
103. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
104. Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
105. If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!
106. Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
107. In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
108. During the 1600's, boys and girls in England wore dresses until they were about seven years old.
109. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
110. 20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.
111. Early Romans used to use porcupine quills as toothpicks.
112. 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
113. In Holland, you can be fined for not using a shopping basket at a grocery store!
114. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
115. In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits
116. The most collect calls are made on Father's Day.
117. A broken clock is always right twice a day.
118. The most productive day of the workweek is Tuesday.
119. To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles?that?s where the word ?testimony? comes from.
120. In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."!
121. For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
122. Another name for a Microsoft Windows tutorial is 'Crash Course'!
123. Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly, and Shemp).
124. The octopus' testicles are located in its head.
125. Jean -Claude Van Damme learned to speak English by watching the cartoon 'The Flintstones.'"
126. King George I could not speak English!
127. Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.
128. Mark Twain didn't even make it through elementary school.
129. Pageant Models often smear Vaseline on their teeth so their lips won't stick when smiling.
130. If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
131. According to legend, there is a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.
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